Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Bullets and junk

  • It really should be illegal for the weather to contain a '4' in the first number as we approach the end of May.
  • It should also be illegal for children to be done with school any time before June.
  • When bullet points 1 & 2 crash together, my tradition of Slurpees on the last day of school go out the window.  Except the window was closed and the heat was on in the car because it was cold and rainy.
  • I finally, for the first time in my life, bought new towels. 
  • I'm wondering if swallows migrate through Colorado because that sure is what all of those crazy birds swooping between cars, searching for moths to eat, look like.
  • I use, way, too many commas, when I write.
  • There's so much excitement and craziness going on back home and I really wish I was there.
  • I miss the ocean.  A lot.
  • I do not miss the rude people of my home state.
  • I miss plants that don't have the word 'pine' in them.
  • I am on this weird fascination kick with Mormonism's polygamy thing, watching the show on TLC and reading The 19th Wife.
  • I could NEVER share my husband.
  • I should really clean my house.
  • And clean out my DVR.
  • The Rapture didn't happen, and I knew it wouldn't link
  • I had to explain Ska to someone and I'm not even sure I did it correctly
  • I'm considering taking the carpet off my stairs
  • My kids fall down and UP the stairs so often I'm not sure that's a smart idea.
  • I'm super desperate for a girls night out!


Judy said...

It should be illegal to be in triple digit temps in May (and in April - we did it this year) and no rain and out-of-control fires, all rolled into one.

Are you all done with school? We finish Friday at 1:30.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh! Are you for real? too cool for school. I laughed somemore. When are U written' the book?