Perturbed

Why is it that when I put the garbage out the night before, the garbage men don't come around until 1:30pm but when I'm running late, and the kids aren't cooperating, and I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee as I'm running out the door to be at my meeting by nine and am trying to get the garbage to the curb in time, they drive by at 8:50?? They also have this trick where either they, or the green waste people, or the recycle truck has timed it so they will roar by exactly when I'm trying to put the kids down for a nap. It could be 11am, it could be 2:00, it can even be as late as 5pm and inevitably they will drive by. Are these people women? NO! They are men.