I'm IT!

Beth has tagged me (ok, so it was a few days ago, cut me some slack).
From the prompts below, I have to choose five and finish them, then I have to tag three other people.

If I could be a scientist . . .
If I could be a farmer . . .
If I could be a musician . . .
If I could be a doctor . . .
If I could be a painter . . .
If I could be a gardener . . .
If I could be a missionary . . .
If I could be a chef . . .
If I could be an architect . . .
If I could be a linguist . . .
If I could be a psychologist . . .
If I could be a librarian . . .
If I could be an athlete . . .
If I could be a lawyer . . .
If I could be an inn-keeper . .
If I could be a professor . . .
If I could be a writer . . .
If I could be a llama-rider . . .
If I could be a bonnie pirate . . .
If I could be an astronaut . . .
If I could be a world famous blogger . . .
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world . . .
If I could be married to any current famous political figure . . .

If I could be a painter I would paint local scenes of our beautiful county and sell them to the tourists. They would be of the beaches, the missions, the hillsides and old Spanish architecture, farmland and the valleys. I would live in my flip flops and capris, painting the day away and spending the evenings with my husband at local restaurants and coffee shops. My paintings would be so good that we could afford a bungalow on the beach where we would have fabulous get togethers with our very good friends where we would sit outside under the stars listening to the crashing of the waves upon the shore.

If I could be a gardener I would have beautiful flower gardens intertwined with vegetable beds where I would grow luscious produce to give away to all who desire. There would be no tomatoes in my garden for they are horrible! Besides, the birds always go for them first. I would grow my own loofas 1) to prove to people that loofas are a gourd, no, seriously & 2) that they are environmentally friendly unlike the acrylic ones you buy in the store.

If I could be an architect (which I actually majored in for a while) I would design funky, beautiful homes with bay windows and secret retreats. There would be secret shortcuts from room to room that only the holder of the blueprints knew about and there would be plenty of electrical outlets in every room and each bathroom would have a self cleaning toilet. There would be a spot in the laundry room for two washers and one dryer since the wash always finishes first and all of the counter tops would be six inches higher than standard.

If I could be a bonnie pirate I would sail through the Carribbean to search for mermaids and sunken treasure. I would make all of the men to the physical work while I swim with the dolphins and work on my tan. We would sing, "Yo ho, yo ho a Pirate's Life for Me" while sailing from island to island where we would be greeted by friendly natives with tropical drink in hand.

If I could be an astronaut I would find a way to visit each and every planet in our solar system and a few of our neighbors (always been a dream of mine). I would see what life exists where and bask in the wonder that God has Created.

Now, it's your turn: Bill, Andrea, & Angie. Have fun!