Out of the Mouths of Babes...

Bill has duty tonight or in civilian terms, a 24 hour post so I'm doing anything I can to pass the time with the kids.

The setting: Trey's room
The situation: playing with an elephant puppet
The puppet master: Trey
The instigator: Me

"Oh hi there, Elephant. What's your name?"
"Ummm, my name is Whiskers."

Fine name for an elephant, dontcha think?

"Hi Whiskers. Where's your mommy and daddy?"
"Well, mommy's at work and daddy...daddy's in the potty."

Apparently, these are the places where Trey believes we spend too much of our time.